I wish that Americans could listen to themselves from a non-biased point of view sometimes. It's just pathetic. I mean REALLY pathetic. The tragedy in Virginia is actually being swung by some to prove that MORE people should own guns to protect themselves. Do they actually have any idea what stupid that sounds.
In summary their theory is:
Cause:
Lots of people have guns so their is a lot of gun crime
Solution:
Give everyone guns so that people can stop gun crime.
Unfortunately, this attitude toward weaponry can be seen worldwide in some aspects, especially with nuclear bombs, where you need them because if you don't have them, someone else can threaten you with one.
The thing with this is that if you do have nuclear bombs, is there anything to stop someone who isn't quite right in the head to stop you using it? They are just going to bomb you, no matter what the circumstances.
Another annoying thing is that this is going to turn America even more Xenophobic than they already are. They already hate all Muslims. They still have a long running hate of communism, and at the rate of which foreigner hating is going, the whole country will be Xenophobes within a couple of years, not just the Americans from the south.
Whilst I emphasise greatly with the people related in anyway to anyone who got shot or injured, I feel that if it wasn't for the stupidity of 80% of the American nation, then things like this wouldn't happen on a daily basis in America. Fuck your constitution, ban guns before it is too late.
Wednesday 18 April 2007
Monday 26 February 2007
Family Guy, Please suck my cock.
What is people's bloody obsession with this stupid cartoon. It gets on my bloody nerves that something with such a lack of basic storyline can be regarded so highly.
Here is a run down of why it sucks:
1) Characters:
Now, unlike most cartoon parody shows, it seems to have said 'Fuck you' to convention, where apparently, talking dogs and babies who for some reason speak in an English accent are the norm. Well done. It makes no sense. Sure a talking depressed dog who falls in love with it's owner might be funny, but it just seems like they have tried to hard. Then you have your usual fat dad (Never done before obviously), attractive wife (Deja Vu) and 3 kids, 1 boy, 1 girl and 1 baby. Familiar?
2) Jokes
I could be a writer for them. Hey, even the friends writers could be Family Guy writers. South Park had it right, the jokes must be picked by manatees. It does explain EVERYTHING.
Look, i'll make a Family Guy joke now:
"Hey go take out the trash."
"I would but remember the time I went to take out the trash, then I got anally raped by a banana and Gary Coleman"
"No?"
"That's because I didn't lol!!1!!"
Hilarious. A Banana, Gary Coleman, and anal rape. Sounds roughly like by Friday nights.
That's actually enough? A Plagiarised, poor written version of the Simpsons? Hell on Earth. You Betcha!
Here is a run down of why it sucks:
1) Characters:
Now, unlike most cartoon parody shows, it seems to have said 'Fuck you' to convention, where apparently, talking dogs and babies who for some reason speak in an English accent are the norm. Well done. It makes no sense. Sure a talking depressed dog who falls in love with it's owner might be funny, but it just seems like they have tried to hard. Then you have your usual fat dad (Never done before obviously), attractive wife (Deja Vu) and 3 kids, 1 boy, 1 girl and 1 baby. Familiar?
2) Jokes
I could be a writer for them. Hey, even the friends writers could be Family Guy writers. South Park had it right, the jokes must be picked by manatees. It does explain EVERYTHING.
Look, i'll make a Family Guy joke now:
"Hey go take out the trash."
"I would but remember the time I went to take out the trash, then I got anally raped by a banana and Gary Coleman"
"No?"
"That's because I didn't lol!!1!!"
Hilarious. A Banana, Gary Coleman, and anal rape. Sounds roughly like by Friday nights.
That's actually enough? A Plagiarised, poor written version of the Simpsons? Hell on Earth. You Betcha!
Sunday 25 February 2007
Iraq War - Support the troops, no matter what.
Yesterday, I got a forward email (The most annoying things ever, along with invitations to 'Facebook') but this one I wanted to read, mainly because it was sent to me by someone who never bothers with forwards. Upon clicking on it, my eyes were filled with American nationalism, showing pictures of all of their soldiers cuddling the little Iraqi children and supporting the local people.
Now it is stuff like this that really pisses me off. Not only am I English, and to be perfectly honest, don't give a toss how cuddly American soldiers are, but it's just so obviously wrong. I mean, sure, I support them in my own way, I don't want them all to die, but it doesn't mean I support what they are doing.
I was always against Saddam, but the situation with him was blown out of all proportion. Instead of American recipe of taking down a dictator:
Many Bombs as the base, sprinkled with Thousands of Soldiers and then, cover with lies;
I prefer my way:
Take one sniper, shoot Saddam.
Much better way of taking him down. We could even blame someone else for it. Like Iran, take two countries out with one stone. Someone should hire me as like a military advisor.
But what annoys me greatly, is that these super American troops have killed an estimated 60,000-150,000 civilians. Fan Fucking Tastic, loving the killing of the innocents there.
Now had they have killed 1 million Iraqi troops, then this would of been more acceptable. However how many soldiers have they shot:
Less than 50,000
So that could mean that for every 5 Iraqi soldiers killed, 6 civilians died.
Sorry, but how the fuck is that even helping.
End of discussion, not even the slightest bit helping, the country is as fucked up as it ever was, and to top it all off, there were not weapons of mass destruction.
Thank you for reading, I hope that you don't support the war in Iraq.
P.S. Don't look at this picture if you have an light stomach:
Now it is stuff like this that really pisses me off. Not only am I English, and to be perfectly honest, don't give a toss how cuddly American soldiers are, but it's just so obviously wrong. I mean, sure, I support them in my own way, I don't want them all to die, but it doesn't mean I support what they are doing.
I was always against Saddam, but the situation with him was blown out of all proportion. Instead of American recipe of taking down a dictator:
Many Bombs as the base, sprinkled with Thousands of Soldiers and then, cover with lies;
I prefer my way:
Take one sniper, shoot Saddam.
Much better way of taking him down. We could even blame someone else for it. Like Iran, take two countries out with one stone. Someone should hire me as like a military advisor.
But what annoys me greatly, is that these super American troops have killed an estimated 60,000-150,000 civilians. Fan Fucking Tastic, loving the killing of the innocents there.
Now had they have killed 1 million Iraqi troops, then this would of been more acceptable. However how many soldiers have they shot:
Less than 50,000
So that could mean that for every 5 Iraqi soldiers killed, 6 civilians died.
Sorry, but how the fuck is that even helping.
End of discussion, not even the slightest bit helping, the country is as fucked up as it ever was, and to top it all off, there were not weapons of mass destruction.
Thank you for reading, I hope that you don't support the war in Iraq.
P.S. Don't look at this picture if you have an light stomach:
Thursday 15 February 2007
Scientology
Now, you know the world is one buggered up place when there is such a thing as Scientology allowed in it. I mean, seriously, it has to be the most stupid religion ever conceived by a science fiction writer (Funny in itself).
Now most of the religion's practices seem a little bit odd but nothing out of the ordinary, you've got your whole soul thing going on. Auditing seems a bit strange, which a strange contraption being able to diagnose mental health issues. Unfortunately, as you go up the food chain in Scientology, things start to go screwy.
Just picture the setting. The world. 75 million years ago. Got a good picture of it. Loads of molten crap everywhere? Good. SUDDENLY BANG, here comes everyone's favourite dictator Xenu of the galactic confederacy. He brought shit loads of Aliens with him. He then placed them round volcanoes (?) and proceeded to Nuke them. Nice. I prefer individual kills in a mass slaughter, but hey, when your Xenu, you can get away with things like this. Of course, their souls were then left on the planet, and they wreck chaos today.
Must say, I am regularly chucking them out of my garden. Bloody alien souls, they are everywhere!
Not only this, but these aliens travelled in style. Just check out this ultra modern space ship they had going on:
Well bugger me, that's Immense, look at all the hyper drives. Great stuff.
Of course, at the time of writing this amazing true story, he was drunk and was on drugs. Ahem.
Now also, according to what I have read, he did this on a fair few planets. According to Wikipedia:
"76 planets of aliens filled with 178 billion aliens per planet totals 13.528 trillion aliens that were packaged and blown up by Xenu. Hubbard did not elaborate on the number of space planes required to transport a population of some 13.5 trillion people. The Douglas DC-8, said to be an exact copy of Xenu's spaceships, seats a maximum of 250 people and has a payload of only around 40–50,000 kg, depending on the specific model. This means that, assuming the Galactic citizens had bodies about the same as humans, and the space planes were the same scale as DC-8s, only about 600 to 700 human-sized frozen bodies could have been transported on each such space plane. To accomplish the deed in a single trip, it would therefore have required around 54.1 billion planes with everyone seated or 19.3 billion planes with frozen bodies packed more efficiently."
Ah Ha! I see. 13 trillion aliens on one ship. Amazing stuff again, he defies the laws of physics (well he is rather 1337 tbh lolz!1!1)
Also noticeable, is that firing hundreds of nukes on the earth might leave some sort of mark. Of course, Xenu used his magic eraser to get rid of these, he is Xenu after all.
There is so much more of why this so called religion is so obviously utter drivel that it would be hard to sum it up. However I'll do my best:
Brainwashing
Sales Tactics (gotta increase those religious sales)
Criminal Activities (must of had some mini aliens stuck on these criminals)
Harassment of enemies. (Uh-oh)
The fact it's a cult.
Their campaign against people who actually try to help mentally ill people, by using scientifically approved methods
The various quotes of Hubbard, which lead many to believe he was in it for the money
Their hatred of the Internet
Etc.
Could go in depth but I really don't have the time.
So to fully sum up:
Scientology - A religion in which a alien-tyrant killed 13 trillion aliens across the galaxy on different planets, by placing them round volcanoes and then nuking them, and then their souls lock onto us and make us unhappy.
Well done, you've just invented Weapons grade bullshit. Be ashamed if you think this could be true.
Now most of the religion's practices seem a little bit odd but nothing out of the ordinary, you've got your whole soul thing going on. Auditing seems a bit strange, which a strange contraption being able to diagnose mental health issues. Unfortunately, as you go up the food chain in Scientology, things start to go screwy.
Just picture the setting. The world. 75 million years ago. Got a good picture of it. Loads of molten crap everywhere? Good. SUDDENLY BANG, here comes everyone's favourite dictator Xenu of the galactic confederacy. He brought shit loads of Aliens with him. He then placed them round volcanoes (?) and proceeded to Nuke them. Nice. I prefer individual kills in a mass slaughter, but hey, when your Xenu, you can get away with things like this. Of course, their souls were then left on the planet, and they wreck chaos today.
Must say, I am regularly chucking them out of my garden. Bloody alien souls, they are everywhere!
Not only this, but these aliens travelled in style. Just check out this ultra modern space ship they had going on:
Well bugger me, that's Immense, look at all the hyper drives. Great stuff.
Of course, at the time of writing this amazing true story, he was drunk and was on drugs. Ahem.
Now also, according to what I have read, he did this on a fair few planets. According to Wikipedia:
"76 planets of aliens filled with 178 billion aliens per planet totals 13.528 trillion aliens that were packaged and blown up by Xenu. Hubbard did not elaborate on the number of space planes required to transport a population of some 13.5 trillion people. The Douglas DC-8, said to be an exact copy of Xenu's spaceships, seats a maximum of 250 people and has a payload of only around 40–50,000 kg, depending on the specific model. This means that, assuming the Galactic citizens had bodies about the same as humans, and the space planes were the same scale as DC-8s, only about 600 to 700 human-sized frozen bodies could have been transported on each such space plane. To accomplish the deed in a single trip, it would therefore have required around 54.1 billion planes with everyone seated or 19.3 billion planes with frozen bodies packed more efficiently."
Ah Ha! I see. 13 trillion aliens on one ship. Amazing stuff again, he defies the laws of physics (well he is rather 1337 tbh lolz!1!1)
Also noticeable, is that firing hundreds of nukes on the earth might leave some sort of mark. Of course, Xenu used his magic eraser to get rid of these, he is Xenu after all.
There is so much more of why this so called religion is so obviously utter drivel that it would be hard to sum it up. However I'll do my best:
Brainwashing
Sales Tactics (gotta increase those religious sales)
Criminal Activities (must of had some mini aliens stuck on these criminals)
Harassment of enemies. (Uh-oh)
The fact it's a cult.
Their campaign against people who actually try to help mentally ill people, by using scientifically approved methods
The various quotes of Hubbard, which lead many to believe he was in it for the money
Their hatred of the Internet
Etc.
Could go in depth but I really don't have the time.
So to fully sum up:
Scientology - A religion in which a alien-tyrant killed 13 trillion aliens across the galaxy on different planets, by placing them round volcanoes and then nuking them, and then their souls lock onto us and make us unhappy.
Well done, you've just invented Weapons grade bullshit. Be ashamed if you think this could be true.
Monday 12 February 2007
Vampirism
Welcome to my first blog thing. Hope you find some amusement in it.
Lets start with the first stupidest thing that came into my head. People that think they are vampires.
Taken from the site DrinkDeeplyandDream (Great name, means a lot to all the psychos out there), here are some common Misconceptions:
Lets start with the first stupidest thing that came into my head. People that think they are vampires.
Taken from the site DrinkDeeplyandDream (Great name, means a lot to all the psychos out there), here are some common Misconceptions:
Misconception: Vampires are undead; are corpses; are immortal.
Truth: Real life vampires are normal, every-day people from ALL walks of life, race, background, religion who work normal jobs, have normal families and live normal lives. They are neither immortal, nor all-powerful.
Well Bugger me, I thought there were REAL vampires just walking around the world all undead and what now, sucking my blood. Thanks for clearing this up. Of course now when I'm walking down the street, I have to be aware that an Japanese Muslim working as a priest in a baptist church is gonna bite me. But, thank fuck they ain't all powerful. I can still kick them.
Misconception: Vampires can not enter sunlight; are harmed/killed by running water, crosses and garlic; live in coffins, etc.
Truth: Real life vampires may be light sensitive, but will not burst into flame anymore then anyone else; might be afraid of water but are not harmed by it; have no issue with holy symbols nor food items; and live in normal homes like everyone else.
Ah, so now are Japanese Muslim friend may be sensitive to light and afraid of water. They aren't afraid of crosses which is lucky considering his line of work. I also have to stop looking out for coffins now, because, I regularly do that anyway. I hope your noting all this down.
Misconception: Vampires are evil; vampires are affiliated with Satan, the Devil, or some other evil lord/master/demon
Truth: Vampires are normal people and come from every religion and faith on the planet and have as much potential to be a good person as they have to be a bad person the way everyone else does. Vampires is a medical condition and has NOTHING to do with one's religion and DOES NOT mean a person is automatically evil.
A medical condition. Tell you what, that is screwed up, but again, I can't just avoid goth kids now and pray for my life that I'm not their next meal. I've got to be on my guard and pray that a passer by isn't going to eat me. GREAT, and I thought the garlic would do. (Note to self: Look up how nice it is to eat other people, and whether considered evil deed)
Misconception: Vampires are all kids dressing up in black; are "Goths"; are just "acting out" or want to be "different"
Truth: Real life Vampires are people of adult age and up (the condition tends to remain dormant until after puberty is complete). They are people of all clothing tastes and do not engage in vampirism to be "cool." Vampirism has nothing to do with what clothing you wear or what your tastes in music are. Vampirism is a medical condition and does not make a person "special" or "better".
Right, so at least this rules out anyone under 18, I can stick with them as they are certainly not vampires. Excellent. I would also hope that eating/sucking someone does not make you a better person. Still, I shall continue to avoid goth kids like the plague, as they are a bunch of messed up wastes of space.
Misconception: Vampires have mental illness and are delusional for thinking they're something fictional.
Truth: Real vampires aren't anything like their silly, fictional counterparts except that they require small amounts of blood as a supplement to their diet. Real vampires don't think they are, or act like they are, or try to be like their fictional counterparts. It is VERY much like a diabetic who requires insulin to remain healthy; a real vampiric person simply requires small amounts of blood to remain healthy. Sure, a real vampiric person can suffer from a mental illness just like anyone else on the planet, but to be a vampiric person does NOT automatically make them "crazy" or "delusional" any more then a person suffering from other medical conditions.
Sorry to sound like the annoying guy here, picking holes in something, but since when was sucking someones blood/drinking blood, not crazy or delusional. In fact, you have already said it was a medical condition. I wonder if it contagious?
I'm sorry but I still fail to see how having a low/high amount of insulin is anything like having a craving for blood.
Misconception: Vampires are/think they are "supernatural"; vampires are/think they are not human; vampires are/think they are "better" then normal people
Truth: Real life Vampires ARE HUMAN. They are NOT supernatural. Vampirism is a medical condition. It does not make a person special, better, or "more" then anyone else. It's just a difference like any other health problem people the world over suffer from. (Be it diagnosed or undiagnosed and understood or not understood. The list of medical conditions for which doctors and scientists actually understand is infinitesimal compared to those they do not, so it is not hard to accept that there are health concerns that are not yet explainable)
Right, here we go with the medical stuff. Doctors don't know a lot about some medical conditions, but I fail to see how vampires are just your average joes, who, one day, just decide 'Hey, I would like to drink some blood!' I've decided I'm going to make up a new medical condition called, 'Bibsonism' whereby if everyone in the world doesn't give me £1 a month, then I will get very ill and explode. Not alot is know about this condition, but, I have faith in the fact I'm not just crazy :).
Misconception: Vampires attack people to steal their blood; kill people; are violent and hostile.Tell you what, thank fuck for that. I thought someone was gonna jump me in the street and then give me bad AIDS or something. Ah well, luckily the world isn't that screwed up, but I can still go an volunteer for someone to take a chunk out of my neck and drink a couple of mouthfuls of blood. No biggy. Don't worry though, totally safe, even though the biting of the neck may be hard to explain to the family. Conversation amy go like this:
Truth: Real life vampiric people use volunteer, willing donors; engage in safety via blood tests, sterile tools and safe and sane bloodletting practices. We're talking small amounts - a mouthful or two - and only under safe conditions. Real vampiric people will do everything possible to minimize pain and scaring for the donor and do not compel anyone to donate their blood to them. Failing accessibility of a donor, many vampiric people will use animal blood obtained from butchers (kosher if possible), generally in the form of beef blood.
"Hi, dad."
"Errrr... what happened to your neck?"
"Oh, I volunteered to let a vampire take a bite out of my neck and drink some of my blood"
"..."
Some people don't learn.
Misconception: Drinking blood is just an addition - not a need.
Truth: Yes, there are some people who are blood fetishists. They gain pleasure from the consumption of blood (mainly in sexual situations). There are also people who enjoy the "dark and morbid" overtones that modern fictional vampirism embraces. This site is not for, nor about, those kinda of people. Real vampiric people do not drink blood because they are blood junkies, they do so because they lack something in their physical/spiritual make up and can only fulfill it through the ingestion of blood. For these people, it's not about a high, or a rush, or for fun, it's about maintaining health. The consumption of blood is used to regulate the real vampire's body the same way that a diabetic uses insulin to regulate their blood sugar levels. When a vampiric person ceases to drink blood, they become ill and exhibit signs of immune system damage and become prone to catch viruses and bacterial infections. Real Vampires do not die from lack of blood, but they will wither and potentially die from secondary effects as a result of ceasing blood ingestion.
Right... I would be willing to believe that some crazy people need to drink blood if only if were for one thing. How in the world do you find out if you have this condition. It's not one of those things which can be tested for, which means you would actually have to go and think to yourself 'Hmm.... I'm ill, I need to go and drink some blood' making you instantly odd in the old brain area.
Right end article right about now. Expect more, if I ever get round to it.
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